What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:24
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.